Tuesday, March 1

a mad lib re: the Woman on the Roof with the Frenchman

One fine day, Bourge Wasey the pirate monkey went out to wife-beating some bushy eyebrows. Everything was going fine until he ran into his archnemesis, The Frenchman, in rooftop. 'Wommin!!' said The Frenchman, 'did you just wife-beating some bushy eyebrows?' Bourge Wasey simply replied 'Are you French!?!' and pulled out his ankle socks. Bourge Wasey and The Frenchman threw and hyperventilated until they were oppressive. But then they realized the folly of their ways, and patched things up over a big bowl of red wine.

ahem.

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